cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
Masterpiece~
That’s cool and all, but why is it in the middle of a lumberyard?
its the Mood
Dust, stars, and cosmic rays swirling around Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, captured by the Rosetta probe. (Source)
*kicks the front door in* DO YOU SEE HOW GODDAMN FUCKING COOL THIS SHIT IS
WE HAVE VIDEO. FROM THE SURFACE OF A COMET. SENT BY A ROBOT.
ROSETTA PROBE YOU’RE AMAZING WE LOVE YOU
That cliff is a kilometer high. is Here’s what you’re actually looking at:
THANK YOU
i was wondering
Not only is this shit cool as hell but you gotta realize how unbelievably remarkable of a task this is and how hard it was to pull off.
Humans managed to send a tiny hunk of metal stuffed with electronics millions and millions and millions of miles away through this hostile, airless envionent to land (without breaking it!) on the equivalent of a dirty snowball shooting though outer space
That’s like shooting a bullet from LA to London and hitting a moving target that’s only one foot across, and having the bullet survive the ordeal unscathed.
Plus! We humans developed a way to videotape and transmit pictures from this snowball in space so we know what it’s like to stand the surface.
I mean, is that not mind blowingly amazing???
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
You made me lol ^_^
I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!
I need money so bad :’(
kaliyigg asked:
Hi, “What *is* that?” for the easter prompt, please? Thanks
trotzkopfwrites answered:
Bayek, kittens and big kittens.
I wanted to tame a lion…..so I spent all my ability points…..
…..it was worth it. (I regret NOTHING)
I love this game
okay i have a loki question
how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?
like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”
heimdall: that’s a baby
odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time
or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan
frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.
odin: what
frigga:
heimdall:
loki: *baby noises*
odin: right
honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”
odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.
heimdall:
odin: I’ll do better by this one. I know I will.
heimdall:
heimdall: You mean Frigga will.
Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!
Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.
THIS IS THE BEST THING
Funny as this is, I think it gives Odin way too much compassion and fatherly skills. I picture it more like this:
Odin: I return to Asgard with the abandoned son of Laufey, who is now our political prisoner.
Heimdall: ……that’s a baby.
Odin: ……..well, yes, technically.
Frigga: …….he’s my son now.
Odin: I’m not sure if -
Frigga: don’t talk to me or my son ever again
Odin: But, Frigga…
Frigga walking away with the baby: You know, for a guy who gave up an eye to have the ability to foresee the future and all that, you really are pretty blind.
Odin: So, I have no depth perception. Sue me.
Heimdall: they wonder why I don’t go to family dinners…
I know a great many followers of Norse religions who believe Odin should’ve gotten his eye back.
ODIN: I have returned victorious! See, I have brought–
FRIGGA: My child.
ODIN: What?
FRIGGA: I’m your wife; if you’re bringing a baby into my bedchamber, it had damn well better be mine.
ODIN: …but this is…
FRIGGA: The next words out of your mouth had better not be, “an innocent baby that I’m going to keep imprisoned for political gain.”
ODIN: …
FRIGGA: Give me my son.
ODIN: …o…kay?
FRIGGA: Better start telling people this is your son, because I assure you I will have no problems telling people this is Laufey’s son.
ODIN: Heimdall! Please announce to the realm that I have a new son!
It keeps getting better….!
I mean, myth-Laufey was not only a woman but had other sons so I wonder if Loki had older brothers and Frigga is like:
“And why exactly did you take the baby prisoner?”
Odin: “Weeeellll. It can’t run away so there’s that.”
Frigga: “But-”
Odin: “I’VE BEEN ON MY FEET ALL DAY, WIFE! FROST GIANTS ARE FAST!”
kaliyigg asked:
46 for Vetvimes please?
trotzkopfwrites answered:
I loved writing this one. Thank you. x
It’s essentially the aftermath of a story I’m planning on writing. It’s been stuck in my head for a long time. Maybe I’ll get to it eventually. Since you’re all very clever people, I think you can guess what happened to them to get to this point.
46. “I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”
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