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justjasper: cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 18:23:42 +0200

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

fictionmeister: the-gneech: seandunkley: steampunktendencies: S...

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 18:56:50 +0200

the-gneech:

seandunkley:

steampunktendencies:

Smooth Criminal on a music box thing…

Masterpiece~

That’s cool and all, but why is it in the middle of a lumberyard?

its the Mood

moeeskeekin:Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

Thu, 10 May 2018 21:25:15 +0200

moeeskeekin:

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

hockeylvr42: delotha: pyrrhiccomedy: peachesnsunshine: sixpenc...

Sun, 06 May 2018 10:40:31 +0200

hockeylvr42:

delotha:

pyrrhiccomedy:

peachesnsunshine:

sixpenceee:

Dust, stars, and cosmic rays swirling around Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, captured by the Rosetta probe. (Source)

*kicks the front door in* DO YOU SEE HOW GODDAMN FUCKING COOL THIS SHIT IS

WE HAVE VIDEO. FROM THE SURFACE OF A COMET. SENT BY A ROBOT.

ROSETTA PROBE YOU’RE AMAZING WE LOVE YOU

That cliff is a kilometer high. is Here’s what you’re actually looking at:

THANK YOU

i was wondering

Not only is this shit cool as hell but you gotta realize how unbelievably remarkable of a task this is and how hard it was to pull off.

Humans managed to send a tiny hunk of metal stuffed with electronics millions and millions and millions of miles away through this hostile, airless envionent to land (without breaking it!) on the equivalent of a dirty snowball shooting though outer space

That’s like shooting a bullet from LA to London and hitting a moving target that’s only one foot across, and having the bullet survive the ordeal unscathed.

Plus! We humans developed a way to videotape and transmit pictures from this snowball in space so we know what it’s like to stand the surface.

I mean, is that not mind blowingly amazing???

celestictarot: neshtasplace: resonance-of-libra: thisisasinkin...

Fri, 04 May 2018 19:10:22 +0200

celestictarot:

neshtasplace:

resonance-of-libra:

thisisasinkingship:

jukaidream:

resonance-of-libra:

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

You made me lol ^_^

I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!

I need money so bad :’(

Hi, “What is that?” for the easter prompt, please? Thanks

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 17:33:42 +0200

Hello and thank you for submitting a request. x

“What *is* that?”

vetvimes - sfw - fluff - dog

nermallion: Bayek, kittens and big kittens. I wanted to tame a...

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 14:09:33 +0200

nermallion:

Bayek, kittens and big kittens.

I wanted to tame a lion…..so I spent all my ability points…..

…..it was worth it. (I regret NOTHING)

I love this game

langernameohnebedeutung: boogiewoogiebuglegal: elfwreck: kamikaze-kumquat: gingersnapwolves: reb...

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 20:16:19 +0100

langernameohnebedeutung:

boogiewoogiebuglegal:

elfwreck:

kamikaze-kumquat:

gingersnapwolves:

rebelmeg:

langernameohnebedeutung:

matchgirl42:

lesbianjackrackham:

okay i have a loki question

how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?

like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”

heimdall: that’s a baby

odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time

or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan

frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.

odin: what

frigga:

heimdall:

loki: *baby noises*

odin: right

honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”

odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.

heimdall:

odin: I’ll do better by this one. I know I will.

heimdall:

heimdall: You mean Frigga will.

Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!

Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.

THIS IS THE BEST THING

Funny as this is, I think it gives Odin way too much compassion and fatherly skills. I picture it more like this:

Odin: I return to Asgard with the abandoned son of Laufey, who is now our political prisoner.

Heimdall: ……that’s a baby.

Odin: ……..well, yes, technically.

Frigga: …….he’s my son now.

Odin: I’m not sure if -

Frigga: don’t talk to me or my son ever again

Odin: But, Frigga…

Frigga walking away with the baby: You know, for a guy who gave up an eye to have the ability to foresee the future and all that, you really are pretty blind.

Odin: So, I have no depth perception. Sue me.

Heimdall: they wonder why I don’t go to family dinners…

I know a great many followers of Norse religions who believe Odin should’ve gotten his eye back.

ODIN: I have returned victorious! See, I have brought–

FRIGGA: My child.

ODIN: What?

FRIGGA: I’m your wife; if you’re bringing a baby into my bedchamber, it had damn well better be mine.

ODIN: …but this is…

FRIGGA: The next words out of your mouth had better not be, “an innocent baby that I’m going to keep imprisoned for political gain.”

ODIN: …

FRIGGA: Give me my son.

ODIN: …o…kay?

FRIGGA: Better start telling people this is your son, because I assure you I will have no problems telling people this is Laufey’s son.

ODIN: Heimdall! Please announce to the realm that I have a new son!

It keeps getting better….!

I mean, myth-Laufey ~~was not only a woman but~~ had other sons so I wonder if Loki had older brothers and Frigga is like:
“And why exactly did you take the baby prisoner?”
Odin: “Weeeellll. It can’t run away so there’s that.”
Frigga: “But-”
Odin: “I’VE BEEN ON MY FEET ALL DAY, WIFE! FROST GIANTS ARE FAST!”

46 for Vetvimes please?

Wed, 07 Mar 2018 16:33:35 +0100

I loved writing this one. Thank you. x

It’s essentially the aftermath of a story I’m planning on writing. It’s been stuck in my head for a long time. Maybe I’ll get to it eventually. Since you’re all very clever people, I think you can guess what happened to them to get to this point.

46. “I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”

lakritzkatze: tastefullyoffensive:Seven very majestic...

Thu, 08 Feb 2018 15:55:19 +0100

A post shared by Tiara & Luna (@mainecoonqueens) on Jan 31, 2018 at 11:01am PST

lakritzkatze:

tastefullyoffensive:
Seven very majestic seconds.

“The warm sand of Elsweyr is far away from here.”

noivern: basiliskfree: circesadventures: rareandradiant-maiden: noivern: carbisari: basiliskfre...

Sat, 13 Jan 2018 17:44:14 +0100

noivern:

basiliskfree:

circesadventures:

rareandradiant-maiden:

noivern:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

they use human chairs but really badly

same

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

it’s not polite!

kisu-no-hi: He’s the bad cop and she’s the good...

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 14:31:50 +0100

kisu-no-hi:

He’s the bad cop and she’s the good cop…Kinda….

(totally inspired by this post)

lioness–hart: pyrrhiccomedy: based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a...

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 10:11:18 +0100

lioness–hart:

pyrrhiccomedy:

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

This is so accurate it’s physically painful.

allsoundsasscreed: The Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood teaches...

Fri, 24 Nov 2017 17:05:53 +0100

allsoundsasscreed:

The Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood teaches us that nothing is forbidden to us. Once I thought that meant we were free to do as we would. To pursue our ideals, no matter the cost.

I understand now. Not a grant of permission. The Creed is a warning.

Ideals too easily give away to dogma. Dogma becomes fanaticism.

No higher power sits in judgment of us. No supreme being watches to punish us for our sins.

In the end, only we ourselves can guard against our obsessions. Only we can decide whether the road we walk carries too high a toll.

We believe ourselves redeemers, avengers, saviors. We make war on those who oppose us, and they in turn make war on us. We dream of leaving our stamp upon the world…

…even as we give our lives in a conflict that will be recorded in no history book.

All that we do, all that we are, begins and ends with ourselves.

ticcytx: Kisscam! (???)(Based on X)

Wed, 22 Nov 2017 12:54:47 +0100

ticcytx:

Kisscam! (???)
(Based on X)

mikkeneko: bazgrolnik: Anders has powerful friends- he’ll be...

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 15:09:30 +0200

mikkeneko:

bazgrolnik:

Anders has powerful friends- he’ll be alright.

It’s not really a sketch but you reminded me of how much i love my queen Adrea Cousland and I couldn’t help myself.
Thank you anon <3

I am always front and center for depictions of the HoF going to bat for Anders

Photo

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 17:30:37 +0200

dorwinionwine: The Great among these spirits the Elves name...

Wed, 23 Aug 2017 15:24:36 +0200

dorwinionwine:

The Great among these spirits the Elves name the Valar, the Powers of Arda, and Men have often called them gods.

chaguanua: Tea Rituals from around the world from @cntraveler

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 22:08:11 +0200

chaguanua:

Tea Rituals from around the world from @cntraveler

printzzsuzsi: vinnie-cha: dropping in to say hi ∠( ᐛ...

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 21:21:23 +0200

printzzsuzsi:

vinnie-cha:

dropping in to say hi ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

Preferred means of transportation for single DA:I player ever.

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